I want to have your abortion
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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