Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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