I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I am available for nakedness
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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