o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.