Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.