Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.