this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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