can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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