Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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