im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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