You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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