just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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