so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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