I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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