Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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