Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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