Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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