only you would photoshop your dick
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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