i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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