super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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