We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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