So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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