What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just had sex on a roof
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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