She said her name was "party"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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