you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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