we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
