i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Can I color on your dick again?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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