Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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