If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I still have a little drunk in my system
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