real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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