i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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