i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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