I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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