dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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