let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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