would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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