Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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