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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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