I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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