everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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