my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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