How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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