I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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