My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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