I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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