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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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