Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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