Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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