I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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