What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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