I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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