She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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