just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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