party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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