i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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