drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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