no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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